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Wrestling Quotes
"Look at her, now I know why animals eat their young."
- Jerry Lawler on a young fan in the crowd
"Your Olympic Hero is scheduled to wrestle in a match against the man they call the 'Big Red Retard'. And not that I have anything against retarded people, because I don't. As a matter of fact, I have a lot of retarded fans out there that admire and respect your Olympic Champion."
- Kurt Angle
"As far as wrestling goes, as long as my body is able to withstand the physical beating, I will keep wrestling."
- Trish Stratus
"He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing how high he can count."
- Bobby Heenan on Hulk Hogan.
"We're not going anywhere, you can't hold us in your hands! And predict our life! We're WCW, we've bled and we've sweat; when was the last time you wrestled for an hour, cut yourself five times, bled for forty-five minutes, WHEN... WERE... YOU... THERE?!? You weren't! You weren't! You were never in the dressing room, on the road, forty days and forty nights, bleeding, sweating, going to the next town. You can't hold people's lives in your hand. We're the greatest wrestling company of all time; I want to say it again, you can't control us or our future."
- Ric Flair to Vince McMahon
"When she was in school, her teachers were the Three Wise Men."
- Jerry Lawler on Mae Young.
"Undertaker, if that is your real name..."
- Kurt Angle
"I'm good friends with The Rock, and I talk to him all the time. And he says that, even though his movie career has taken off, he misses the instant gratification of wrestling, and the live crowds, and I could see being that way myself."
- Trish Stratus
"The only reason you were WWE Champion for almost a year was because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays."
- Paul Heyman to JBL
"I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it."
- Torrie Wilson
"If the gods could build a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up that ladder and drop an elbow on the world."
- Cactus Jack
"You know JR; obviously the only exercise you get is stretching the truth or jumping to conclusions."
- Jerry Lawler
"The Rock doesn't care about the history of the WCW Title? Well The Rock knows damn well the history of the WCW Title. The Rock knows that the title traces back to Frank Gotch, Lou Thesz, Ricky Steamboat, and WOOOOOOOO, Ric Flair! The Rock also knows damn well that in recent years the WCW Title has come to... Diamond Dallas Page? Booker T? The guy from Scream 2, the dog from Married With Children, the maid from The Jeffersons! Shane McMahon, this title is just like your sister - everybody gets a turn!"
- The Rock
"You don't have to yell at me, Schiavone. I'm not blind!"
- Bobby Heenan
"I have balls the size of grapefruits, and come this Sunday you'll be spitting out the seeds!"
- Vince McMahon
"This bingo hall should be built out of toilet paper, because there's nothing in it but shit!"
- Jerry Lawler on the ECW Arena
"And in a personal message to Hulk Hogan: you ARE a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too."
- Jim Cornette
"Now, Badd Ass, you run your mouth about SummerSlam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this: if The Rock hits you he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia and you'll die anyway, so the choice is yours, jabroni."
- The Rock
"I hope the US loses the war in Iraq. And while I'm at it, I think the greatest country in the world is France, what do you think? And you know, truth be told, I'm not a very big fan of the black people. And if I could go back in time, the one person in history I'd like to make tap out would have to be... Jesus."
- Kurt Angle
"Hey, don't talk while I'm interrupting."
- Jerry Lawler
"You are, so help me God, the most disgusting, vile, son of a bitch I've ever seen in my life. You took Hulk Hogan's blood and you built Titan Towers. You stole Bret Hart's dream and with that money, bought yourself an airplane with 'WWF' all over it. You did that, and you know it, you son of a bitch. You stole Shawn Michaels' smile, took your company public, and made yourself a billionaire. But not a self-made billionaire, like you like to tell everyone you are, oh no. See, you're a billionaire on other people's hard work. Your father - your father, Vince McMahon - your father went around the country and shook the hand of every... You know I'm telling the truth don't you? You know in your heart I'm telling you the truth... that your father shook the hand of every promoter in this country and swore to them that he would never compete against them, that his son would never compete against them. And when your father DIED, you competed. And with your ruthless, merciless, take-no-prisoners attitude, you drove everybody out of business, didn't you, Vince? You ran all the competition into the ground and you stole all their ideas, and you made yourself a billionaire out of it. And you know whose ideas you stole the most, Vince? You stole mine. You see, I don't give a damn about Don Owen and Sam Muchnick and Jim Crockett; I care about what you did to me and my family. How you stole my dreams! How you stole my legacy! How you stole everything that ECW represented. Because while Doink the Clown had green hair and a rubber nose, ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin was drinking his first beer in ECW, damn you. While Bobby Heenan and Gene Okerlund were dancing around, singing 'Tutti Frutti,' ECW was producing the edgy TV that you named 'attitude'. 'Oh, We got attitude...' You got nothing, man. What you got is my ideas and you stole MY LIFE, MY MONEY, MY LEGACY!!! Screw you. Screw you and your family."
- Paul Heyman to Vince McMahon
"Man, can you spit water!"
- Rob Van Dam to Triple H
"I can't believe I found someone in this company whiter than I am!"
- Kurt Angle to John Cena
"You have diarrhea in the mouth and constipation in the brain."
- Jerry Lawler
"You left a few things so I brought you a box of your stuff. And since it's your box, appropriately, it's quite large."
- Triple H to Stephanie McMahon
"If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 Olympic Games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you - that the USA would have finished behind Guam."
- Kurt Angle
"Rey Mysterio, I want you to remember one thing: you’re a boy in a man’s world, and I’m a man that loves to play with boys! No, no, no! Wait a minute! Shut up! What I meant to say is: you’re a boy and I’m a man, and tonight I’m gonna love to manhandle you! No! Hold on a second! Shut up! Rey Mysterio, you remember this, pal: you’re a boy and I’m a man, and when you and I get together here tonight, I’m gonna get on top of you and... no, no! Damn it! Mysterio, just get your ass down here!"
- Kurt Angle
"Professional wrestling is in my blood. I may have second guessed it in the past, but I know it now."
- Brock Lesnar
"C'mon ref, that's a choke! Trish is pretty as a picture but you don't have to try and hang her."
- Jerry Lawler
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