No DQ Match: Vince McMahon vs. Hornswoggle
Horny comes to the ring and watches on as his "father" comes to the ring, dressed in all black and ready to fight.

Match starts with Vince punking Horny around, taunting him. Vince shows off and hits one knee and tells Hornswoggle to hit him. Horny hesitates and can't do it but finally smacks Vince. Vince backs up and takes his belt off and is about to hit Hornswoggle when Finlay runs out. Vince gets on the mic and asks how dare Finlay interrupt Vince's punishment for his son tonight.

Vince tells Finlay to get out of the ring, or risk being fired. Vince calls him a coward and Finlay looks to be leaving the ring until Finlay decks Vince with the shilleagh. Finlay holds Vince down as Hornswoggle hits the tadpole splash from the top rope, gets the pinfall on Vince.

Winner: Hornswoggle

Hornswoggle and Finlay celebrate up the ramp as Vince McMahon looks on in disgust and we go to commercial.

- Back from commercial, Vince is in the backstage area with officials tending to his neck. Regal walks up and Vince tells him to get the papers ready to fire Finlay later tonight.

JBL vs. Chris Jericho
John Bradshaw Layfield comes to the ring first with this rematch with Chris Jericho from the Royal Rumble.

They start the match off just brawling back and forth. Eventually they make it to the outside and start brawling there. Y2J throws JBL face first into the steel steps and takes it back inside the ring.

No DQ Match: Vince McMahon vs. Hornswoggle
Horny comes to the ring and watches on as his "father" comes to the ring, dressed in all black and ready to fight.

Match starts with Vince punking Horny around, taunting him. Vince shows off and hits one knee and tells Hornswoggle to hit him. Horny hesitates and can't do it but finally smacks Vince. Vince backs up and takes his belt off and is about to hit Hornswoggle when Finlay runs out. Vince gets on the mic and asks how dare Finlay interrupt Vince's punishment for his son tonight.

Vince tells Finlay to get out of the ring, or risk being fired. Vince calls him a coward and Finlay looks to be leaving the ring until Finlay decks Vince with the shilleagh. Finlay holds Vince down as Hornswoggle hits the tadpole splash from the top rope, gets the pinfall on Vince.

Winner: Hornswoggle

Hornswoggle and Finlay celebrate up the ramp as Vince McMahon looks on in disgust and we go to commercial.

- Back from commercial, Vince is in the backstage area with officials tending to his neck. Regal walks up and Vince tells him to get the papers ready to fire Finlay later tonight.

JBL vs. Chris Jericho
John Bradshaw Layfield comes to the ring first with this rematch with Chris Jericho from the Royal Rumble.

They start the match off just brawling back and forth. Eventually they make it to the outside and start brawling there. Y2J throws JBL face first into the steel steps and takes it back inside the ring.

JBL throws Jericho over the top rope but he holds on and comes right back into the ring and locks the Walls of Jericho on JBL. Bradshaw makes it to the ropes but Y2J follows up with a jawbreaker and a baseball slide onto JBL. Jericho brings him back inside the ring and hits him with a series of knife edge chops. JBL pokes Jericho in the eyes and proceeds to kick Jericho in the head with his big boots.

Y2J responds with a few kicks of his own and tries his springboard kick move on JBL but JBL blocks it with a big boot to the face and Jericho is down as we go to commercial.

As soon as we return from commercial, we see JBL hitting his Clothesline from Hell on Y2J and remaining in control. Y2J fights back with chops and fists but gets caught in a sleeper hold by JBL. JBL wears down Y2J to the mat with the sleeper hold as the ref checks on Jericho. 2 count by JBL.

JBL takes Y2J to the top rope but they fight it out on the top. JBL gets the best of him and goes for a big superplex but Y2J counters it and knocks JBL off the top turnbuckle. Flying forearm from Jericho knocks JBL down to the mat and Y2J gets a 2 count. Both men get to their feet and start fighting. Running forearm by Y2J followed by a shoulder block and a spin kick. Y2J climbs the second rope and hits a dropkick followed by a 2 count on JBL.

JBL catches Y2J in mid-air and tries to hit a fall away slam but Y2J counters it and hits a DDT but only gets a 2 count. Y2J comes running and gets caught by a big boot from JBL. Y2J ducks the Clothesline from Hell, hits the Code Breaker on JBL for the pinfall.

Winner: Chris Jericho

After the match, JBL's investment Umaga comes to the ring and lays Jericho out. Umaga hits the Samoan Spike on Jericho and lays JBL out with the Samoan Spike as well and leaves both men knocked out as he exits the arena area.

- Mike Adamle is ringside and leads us to a video promo showing how John Cena lost the WWE Title last year and the events leading up to the upcoming No Way Out pay-per-view.

- Vince and Regal are backstage. Vince announces next week, he will make the world watch as he gets his son Hornswoggle in the steel cage match on RAW and Finlay won't be able to do anything. I don't think we are firing Finlay tonight.

- WWE airs a commercial with a bunch of "NO'S" and one of those being steroids. The point of the commercial is saying there is no shortcuts to your goals. John Cena is the poster child.

Paul Burchill with Katie Lea vs. Brian Kendrick
Katie and Paul come out with their incest angle going on. Katie calls herself Katie Burchill and introduces her big brother Paul. Katie says all her life it has made her happy to watch Paul inflict pain. Paul says every brother loves to make his little sister happy, so whatever Katie wants, Katie gets.

Nothing special in this match early on, Burchill uses his strength to overpower Kendrick. Burchill keeps applying this side headlock and then drops Kendrick with a big shoulderblock. Kendrick takes down Burchill and applies an arm bar of his own. Katie comes over and taunts Kendrick as Burchill chokes him on the lower rope. Burchill with a big forearm and a 2 count.

Kendrick with a series of kicks on Burchill but can't knock him down. Burchill hits a big face first stomp move onto Kendrick and a modified swinging neck breaker for the pinfall. Katie comes in the ring and celebrates with her brother Paul, getting a little too close for a sister.

Winner: Paul Burchill

- John Cena is shown in the back getting ready for his upcoming match with Mark Henry as we go to commercial.

- Back from commercial and the WWE Champion Randy Orton is coming to the ring. Orton poses in the ring with the belt before joining Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler for commentary on this match.

No DQ Match: Vince McMahon vs. Hornswoggle
Horny comes to the ring and watches on as his "father" comes to the ring, dressed in all black and ready to fight.

Match starts with Vince punking Horny around, taunting him. Vince shows off and hits one knee and tells Hornswoggle to hit him. Horny hesitates and can't do it but finally smacks Vince. Vince backs up and takes his belt off and is about to hit Hornswoggle when Finlay runs out. Vince gets on the mic and asks how dare Finlay interrupt Vince's punishment for his son tonight.

Vince tells Finlay to get out of the ring, or risk being fired. Vince calls him a coward and Finlay looks to be leaving the ring until Finlay decks Vince with the shilleagh. Finlay holds Vince down as Hornswoggle hits the tadpole splash from the top rope, gets the pinfall on Vince.

Winner: Hornswoggle

Hornswoggle and Finlay celebrate up the ramp as Vince McMahon looks on in disgust and we go to commercial.

- Back from commercial, Vince is in the backstage area with officials tending to his neck. Regal walks up and Vince tells him to get the papers ready to fire Finlay later tonight.

JBL vs. Chris Jericho
John Bradshaw Layfield comes to the ring first with this rematch with Chris Jericho from the Royal Rumble.

They start the match off just brawling back and forth. Eventually they make it to the outside and start brawling there. Y2J throws JBL face first into the steel steps and takes it back inside the ring.

No DQ Match: Vince McMahon vs. Hornswoggle
Horny comes to the ring and watches on as his "father" comes to the ring, dressed in all black and ready to fight.

Match starts with Vince punking Horny around, taunting him. Vince shows off and hits one knee and tells Hornswoggle to hit him. Horny hesitates and can't do it but finally smacks Vince. Vince backs up and takes his belt off and is about to hit Hornswoggle when Finlay runs out. Vince gets on the mic and asks how dare Finlay interrupt Vince's punishment for his son tonight.

Vince tells Finlay to get out of the ring, or risk being fired. Vince calls him a coward and Finlay looks to be leaving the ring until Finlay decks Vince with the shilleagh. Finlay holds Vince down as Hornswoggle hits the tadpole splash from the top rope, gets the pinfall on Vince.

Winner: Hornswoggle

Hornswoggle and Finlay celebrate up the ramp as Vince McMahon looks on in disgust and we go to commercial.

- Back from commercial, Vince is in the backstage area with officials tending to his neck. Regal walks up and Vince tells him to get the papers ready to fire Finlay later tonight.

JBL vs. Chris Jericho
John Bradshaw Layfield comes to the ring first with this rematch with Chris Jericho from the Royal Rumble.

They start the match off just brawling back and forth. Eventually they make it to the outside and start brawling there. Y2J throws JBL face first into the steel steps and takes it back inside the ring.

JBL throws Jericho over the top rope but he holds on and comes right back into the ring and locks the Walls of Jericho on JBL. Bradshaw makes it to the ropes but Y2J follows up with a jawbreaker and a baseball slide onto JBL. Jericho brings him back inside the ring and hits him with a series of knife edge chops. JBL pokes Jericho in the eyes and proceeds to kick Jericho in the head with his big boots.

Y2J responds with a few kicks of his own and tries his springboard kick move on JBL but JBL blocks it with a big boot to the face and Jericho is down as we go to commercial.

As soon as we return from commercial, we see JBL hitting his Clothesline from Hell on Y2J and remaining in control. Y2J fights back with chops and fists but gets caught in a sleeper hold by JBL. JBL wears down Y2J to the mat with the sleeper hold as the ref checks on Jericho. 2 count by JBL.

JBL takes Y2J to the top rope but they fight it out on the top. JBL gets the best of him and goes for a big superplex but Y2J counters it and knocks JBL off the top turnbuckle. Flying forearm from Jericho knocks JBL down to the mat and Y2J gets a 2 count. Both men get to their feet and start fighting. Running forearm by Y2J followed by a shoulder block and a spin kick. Y2J climbs the second rope and hits a dropkick followed by a 2 count on JBL.

JBL catches Y2J in mid-air and tries to hit a fall away slam but Y2J counters it and hits a DDT but only gets a 2 count. Y2J comes running and gets caught by a big boot from JBL. Y2J ducks the Clothesline from Hell, hits the Code Breaker on JBL for the pinfall.

Winner: Chris Jericho

After the match, JBL's investment Umaga comes to the ring and lays Jericho out. Umaga hits the Samoan Spike on Jericho and lays JBL out with the Samoan Spike as well and leaves both men knocked out as he exits the arena area.

- Mike Adamle is ringside and leads us to a video promo showing how John Cena lost the WWE Title last year and the events leading up to the upcoming No Way Out pay-per-view.

- Vince and Regal are backstage. Vince announces next week, he will make the world watch as he gets his son Hornswoggle in the steel cage match on RAW and Finlay won't be able to do anything. I don't think we are firing Finlay tonight.

- WWE airs a commercial with a bunch of "NO'S" and one of those being steroids. The point of the commercial is saying there is no shortcuts to your goals. John Cena is the poster child.

Paul Burchill with Katie Lea vs. Brian Kendrick
Katie and Paul come out with their incest angle going on. Katie calls herself Katie Burchill and introduces her big brother Paul. Katie says all her life it has made her happy to watch Paul inflict pain. Paul says every brother loves to make his little sister happy, so whatever Katie wants, Katie gets.

Nothing special in this match early on, Burchill uses his strength to overpower Kendrick. Burchill keeps applying this side headlock and then drops Kendrick with a big shoulderblock. Kendrick takes down Burchill and applies an arm bar of his own. Katie comes over and taunts Kendrick as Burchill chokes him on the lower rope. Burchill with a big forearm and a 2 count.

Kendrick with a series of kicks on Burchill but can't knock him down. Burchill hits a big face first stomp move onto Kendrick and a modified swinging neck breaker for the pinfall. Katie comes in the ring and celebrates with her brother Paul, getting a little too close for a sister.

Winner: Paul Burchill

- John Cena is shown in the back getting ready for his upcoming match with Mark Henry as we go to commercial.

- Back from commercial and the WWE Champion Randy Orton is coming to the ring. Orton poses in the ring with the belt before joining Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler for commentary on this match.

Mark Henry vs. John Cena
Henry comes out first, talking trash to the RAW fans. Cena comes out to a huge pop from the crowd. Orton gets up from the announcers table and looks on at Cena, taunting him. The bell rings and Cena and Henry square off with Cena rushing Henry only to get pushed down. Henry catches Cena with a big bodyslam followed by kicks to the back.

Henry is in early control of the match, punishing Cena. Henry slings Cena into the turnbuckle, knocking him down and continuing to punish Cena. Henry removes the turnbuckle pad from the top turnbuckle and exposes it. Cena begins to fight back with lefts and rights but gets overpowered by Henry. Cena gets caught in a full nelson by Henry in the center of the ring.

Henry goes running at Cena but runs into the exposed turnbuckle. Flying shoulderblock from Cena off the top rope. Cena locks on the STFU and Mark Henry taps out.

Winner: John Cena

After the match, Cena walks to the outside and approaches Randy Orton at the announcers table. Orton won't look at him, so Cena grabs a mic and says you don't have to look at me, but you do have to shut the hell up and listen. Cena says he is 100%. Cena says Orton is a smart champion, but this time his plan didn't work. Cena says he is as strong as he has ever been. Orton stays sitting down, not looking at Cena who is standing over him yelling. Cena says now Orton is the one who is being hunted. Cena says this Sunday, for him there is no excuse and injuries, and for Orton there is No Way Out. Cena celebrates and walks off to the back. Orton is yelling that Cena said his peace and then just walked away as we go to commercial.

- Back from commercial and Mr. Kennedy is coming to the ring in his street clothes. Kennedy gets on the mic and says he gave Ric Flair one week to give him an answer, if he's going to forfeit the match at No Way Out and retire, or they're going to do this thing. Kennedy says he wants an answer and wants it right now.

Ric Flair comes out and makes his way to the ring to a standing ovation. Flair gets a microphone and says they aren't on the same page. Flair says before Kennedy was born but Kennedy keeps interrupting him. Flair says if he thinks he is going to walk out here and get Ric Flair to forfeit a match, he is wrong. Ric Flair says Kennedy wanted him out here face to face and here he is. His answer is no, he will not forfeit the match at No Way Out because he has been Kennedy's World Champion 16 times. Flair says he knows Kennedy respects that because that's what he wants to be once. Flair says Kennedy has a great future, but it won't be at the expense of The Nature Boy. Flair says you have to beat me, to get where I am and I have to win to survive. It's like this, Kennedy, WHOOO, The Nature Boy will walk that aisle, like brother only he has for 35 years, and he will get in that ring and live to fight another day, WHOOO! Both men drop their microphones and face off in the ring. Kennedy takes a cheap shot and dropkicks Flair's knee. Kennedy taunts Flair, mocking his stylin' walk and rolls out of the ring and leaves the arena area.

Melina vs. Maria
Melina comes out to the ring with Jillian Hall by her side. Future WWE Playboy Diva Maria Kanellis comes to the ring with Santino Marella. Santino makes his way and joins JR and Lawler at ringside for commentary while Maria and Melina lock it up in the ring.

Maria hits a couple of moves early on but Melina catches her in the turnbuckle post and works her up. Maria rolls Melina up with a 2 count out of no where but Melina takes control of the match again. Melina locks on an octupus submission move in the center of the ring. Santino says Playboy magazine is not for Maria, and she will not be posing for it. Maria comes back with a couple clotheslines and a running shoulder in the turnbuckle followed by a backbreaker. Melina catches Maria with a right hand and tries to go to the top rope but Maria knocks her off. Running bulldog by Maria and Jillian Hall grabs the microphone and starts screaming to distract Maria.

Jillian plans a huge kiss on Santino Marella that really distracts Maria. While Maria is watching the kiss, Melina comes from behind and rolls her up for the 1-2-3.

Winner: Melina

After the match, Maria looks on pissed off. Santino comes in the ring and apologizes for what happened, but that's what happens when you associate yourself with Playboy. Santino says he doesn't want Maria to get the Playboy curse and brings up the injuries of Ashley, Candice and Torrie Wilson. Santino tells her she has one week to make up her mind, it's either Playboy magazine or being with him. Santino says he is the one who really loves Maria and he plants another big kiss on Maria in the middle of the ring. Santino says to think about that and leaves the ring as Maria looks on confused.

- Backstage footage of John Cena's new Gillette and NASCAR commercial is shown. The commercial is based on Cena changing roles with the NASCAR drivers. Cena shows the drivers how to perform certain wrestling moves in the ring and they show him some driving, I think.

- Jim Ross and King run down the No Way Out card. A video promo is shown for Triple H, seeing as he wasn't on RAW last week and isn't there tonight either due to the death of his brother in law. Clips of Triple H performing in the previous Elimination Chambers are shown.

- Back from commercial and another promo for Candice's return to RAW is shown.

Shawn Michaels vs. Jeff Hardy
The Heartbreak Kid comes out first for tonight's RAW main event. The WWE Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy is out next to another huge pop. Hardy and Michaels come face to face and Shawn extends his fist to show some love to Hardy. Hardy taps HBK back but Michaels hits a cheap shot while Jeff isn't ready. We go back and forth but Hardy clotheslines HBK to the outside but misses the splash over the top rope. Hardy goes back in the ring and waits on Michaels.

Michaels comes back in the ring and Hardy takes him down with a side headlock. Shoulder block by Hardy but HBK locks on the sleeper hold. Hardy counters the sleeper for a side suplex. Lots of back and forth chain wrestling holds early on in the match. Hardy takes HBK back to the mat with a side head lock but HBK fights back to his feet.

In the corner now, Michaels with a series of hard chops to Hardy. Hardy throws HBK in the opposite turnbuckle and HBK flips up on top. Hardy comes running in, nails Michaels and takes him to the top rope. Cross body from the top and only a 2 count by Michaels. Hardy gets a 2 count of his own and takes HBK back down to the mat with a side head lock. Another 2 count.

Two more shoulder blocks by Hardy. HBK goes to throw Hardy over the top rope but he holds on. Hardy comes back in the ring but HBK levels him with a big clothesline and Hardy is down. Hardy counters a big suplex for a big inverted atomic drop. Hardy kicks Michaels out to the floor and hits a baseball slide, knocking HBK down to the floor. Hardy walks up on the safety railing, runs it and flies at HBK but Michaels catches him and powerslams him onto the ground as we go to commercial.

Back from commercial and HBK is pounding on Hardy in the center of the ring, in total control of the match. Hardy is busted open under his mouth. Michaels slings Hardy into the turnbuckle and covers him for a 2 count. HBK continues to work on Hardy's hurt back, trying to get him to submit. Hardy fights back with big elbows to HBK's nose. HBK with a big back breaker and still only gets a 2 count.

Both men on their feet now trading chops and fists. HBK hits a big neck breaker on Hardy and still only gets a 2 count. Back in the corner now, HBK with a series of hard chops. Power slam by HBK and he climbs the top rope for his big elbow drop, but jumps off and blocks Hardy's counter. HBK locks on a half Boston Crab as Hardy tries to reach the ropes.

Hardy finally gets to the ropes and the referee breaks the hold. The crowd is really into this one as Hardy fights back with a series of lefts and rights then a kick to the back of Michaels' head. Both men are now down. HBK is up to his feet first, then Hardy who attacks first. HBK misses Hardy and runs his shoulder into the steel ring post. Hardy slings HBK into the other turnbuckle and catches him on the top rope. Hardy tries for a big suplex off the top rope but HBK fights back and knocks him off onto his back. HBK misses the flying elbow drop as Hardy rolls out of the way and Hardy covers HBK for a 2 count.

HBK counters the Twist of Fate with a face buster. Flying clothesline by HBK and both men are down. HBK is up first and the crowd is pumped. Inverted atomic drop by HBK followed by a scoop slam and he goes back to the top rope. HBK hits his big flying elbow drop and gets ready for Sweet Chin Music. Hardy ducks it and tries to slam Hardy but HBK drops him and locks on the modified figure four in the middle of the ring as Hardy tries to get the ropes.

Hardy finally gets to the ropes and the hold is broken. Hardy kicks HBK off of him and fights back. Hardy hits the Twist of Fate. Hardy goes to the top rope and hits the Swanton Bomb and gets the clean pinfall on Michaels.

Winner: Jeff Hardy

Jeff Hardy looks shocked and celebrates his victory over Shawn Michaels with the fans. A great main event. Hardy walks to the back, celebrating as Michaels is still down in the ring, while RAW goes off the air.

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